Filing Funster Pillows

Department of Bureaucracy - Song and Dance.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Pirates

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Goodbye cruel world."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

The TROU of the Baroque

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.