Forest Funster Gifts

"Olly Olly oxen free!"

"I don't often see you in this neck of the woods."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Superstock'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Moo! OOM!

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

Police Cow!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"You spoil that boy."