Evolution Funster Gifts

'He just walks that way to take advantage of the new tax breaks for Bipedals.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Superstock'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Police Cow!

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

Moo! OOM!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Pirates

I want to be a lawn!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

The TROU of the Baroque