Evolution Funster T-Shirts

'He just walks that way to take advantage of the new tax breaks for Bipedals.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Superstock'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Pirates

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

I want to be a lawn!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

Holy Cow

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