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Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Pirates

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

The TROU of the Baroque

"You spoil that boy."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

The last of the mullet.

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.