Forest Fairy Gifts

"Welcome to our evening forest hike. You won't regret wearing your bug suits."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Welcome Spring.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Monkey-artist

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

Ecology.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"