Forest Fairy Prints

"Welcome to our evening forest hike. You won't regret wearing your bug suits."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Welcome Spring.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Monkey-artist

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Ecology.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.