Forest Frolic Fan Prints

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Deforestation.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Fox hunting.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Aargh, Many Trees

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

Newton discovers deforestation.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'