Forest Romantic Gifts

"Love your new tattoo."

Deforestation.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Rude Snowpeople

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Fox hunting.

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Spotted Owl Migration

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Pumpkin Spice

Chivalrous Snowman

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."