Forest Romantic T-Shirts

"Love your new tattoo."

Deforestation.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Rude Snowpeople

"I always knew you'd come back."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Spotted Owl Migration

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Chivalrous Snowman

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Pumpkin Spice

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."