Botanical Romantic T-Shirts

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Gardener

Tree Passion

'In Love'

Recycled passion.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Camomiletherapy

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Love your new tattoo."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

'I just love you, warts and all...'

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

Flower Trumpet

"I always wanted a boyfriend with green eyes."

"You could use some thinning and trimming."

Man Gardening Love

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

"I warned him not to go vegan."

'Would you care to join me in a green dinner?'

"And there she was, skillfully tearing a carcass apart, covered in blood and guts: It was love at first sight..."

"Somewhere out there, there's a girl who wants to take me home and slowly kill me."

Giraffe Snacks

Woodpecker Romance

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'