Botanical Romantic Gifts

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Gardener

Tree Passion

'In Love'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Recycled passion.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Camomiletherapy

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Love your new tattoo."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"You make me feel 'hole'."

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

'I just love you, warts and all...'

'You should have told me that 'E.T' stood for 'Extra Testicle'.'

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

"I always wanted a boyfriend with green eyes."

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

Flower Trumpet

"You could use some thinning and trimming."

Man Gardening Love

Giraffe Snacks

'Would you care to join me in a green dinner?'

"Somewhere out there, there's a girl who wants to take me home and slowly kill me."

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

"And there she was, skillfully tearing a carcass apart, covered in blood and guts: It was love at first sight..."

Woodpecker Romance

"I warned him not to go vegan."