Botanical Beauty Lover Gifts

"You could use some thinning and trimming."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

A Venus cow trap.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"What are you in for?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

House plants

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"Your mascara is running."

Poinsettia

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Pollination Process

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"It's inoperable and perennial."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.