Botanical Beauty Lover Mugs

"You could use some thinning and trimming."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

House plants

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Pollination Process

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Biotechnology in agriculture

"It's inoperable and perennial."