Botanical Beauty Admirer Gifts

Orchid show. This one's spectacular! It's from Brazil. It thrives in warm, foggy areas, and likes high humidity. The price is so reasonable! Absolutely!

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Big Data Tonight

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Summer wants.

"What are you in for?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Rating the Sunset

Dog blows on dandelion.

House plants

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

He was too wrapped up in himself.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Have you got any man eating plants?"