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'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Big Data Tonight

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Summer wants.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Rating the Sunset

He was too wrapped up in himself.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

Dog blows on dandelion.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

House plants

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Flower growing from a bomb.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"