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House Plant Party

'And you have utterly destroyed my love of flowers.'

So Close..

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"What are you in for?"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Summer wants.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Daffodil bulbs

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

House plants

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Gardener

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Bonsai Exhibit

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

David Attenborough

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"