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'John, your thyme has come.'

Too much cilantro

Medicinal plants

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"What are you in for?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

Bonsai Exhibit

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

Plant Lady

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You spoil that plant!"

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Gardening.