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'John, your thyme has come.'

Too much cilantro

Medicinal plants

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Bonsai Exhibit

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Plant Lady

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Gardening.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"You spoil that plant!"

House Plant Party