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Alternative medicine

Too much cilantro

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Plant Lady

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Gardeners

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

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