Healing Herb Enthusiast Gifts

Alternative medicine

Too much cilantro

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Plant Lady

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Gardeners

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Natural Medicines

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'Look what my son gave me!'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'