Herbal Healer Gifts

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Camomile Tea

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Medicinal plants

New Age Store.

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Mom's Spa'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

The New Age Dentist.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'