Herbal Healer Prints

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Camomile Tea

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Medicinal plants

New Age Store.

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Mom's Spa'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Modern Witch Shoppe

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The New Age Dentist.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"The sea will doctor you now."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'