Plant Healer Prints

The coneflower. . .Native American tribes used Echinacae to treat human cold symptoms after observing elk eating the coneflower when they were sick or wounded.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'I came into spray the plants and he fainted.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Alternative medicine

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

Earth and doctor

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"I see growth."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'Mr. Hartley, the motivational speaker is here to talk to your plants.'

'Dear BBC, I am writing to complain about your show with the misleading title of Grow Your Own Drugs ...'

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

"Wow! I've never seen so many get-well plants!"

Tree surgery.

"I think a little herb can fix you up."

'We're doing everything humanly problem.'

Animal Hospital

Vermont Home Remedies: 'Bottled aspirin? I'm afraid you'll have to go to Boston for that item.'

"The worst part about having a cold is everyone's helpful suggestions."