Plant Healer T-Shirts

The coneflower. . .Native American tribes used Echinacae to treat human cold symptoms after observing elk eating the coneflower when they were sick or wounded.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Alternative Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"The sea will doctor you now."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'I came into spray the plants and he fainted.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Alternative medicine

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

Earth and doctor

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"I see growth."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'Mr. Hartley, the motivational speaker is here to talk to your plants.'

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

'Dear BBC, I am writing to complain about your show with the misleading title of Grow Your Own Drugs ...'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

"Wow! I've never seen so many get-well plants!"

"I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on Echinacea?"

Animal Hospital

'We're doing everything humanly problem.'

Tree surgery.

"The worst part about having a cold is everyone's helpful suggestions."