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Earth and doctor

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Before the riots/after the riots

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

Alternative Medicine.

'That was quick!'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Dancing Doctor

Bones Reunited

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

'He's pre-med.'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

New Age Auto Repair

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."