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Earth and doctor

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Before the riots/after the riots

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'That was quick!'

"The sea will doctor you now."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Dancing Doctor

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Bones Reunited

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

'He's pre-med.'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

New Age Auto Repair

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."