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"Milt, I'm beginning to think that you illness is a disharmony of life energy."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Junior Doctor.

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Broken Heart

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Traumatology.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

Psychiatry visit.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Medical Arts Building

Dancing Doctor

One line a day... Diary 2020

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

Earth and doctor

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

Paediatric medicine

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e