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Self-Help Books: Forgiving and Forgetting.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Broken Heart

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

He's crying again. Should he see a therapist?

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Psychiatry visit.

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

Dancing Doctor

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Anxiety

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'Anyone here for the psychiatrist?'