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He's crying again. Should he see a therapist?

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"Krazy straw"

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."

"This is very good, Mr. Carter!"

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."