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"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

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'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

Broken Heart

"Krazy straw"

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."