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'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

"Now, now – just because no one wants to merge with you, doesn't mean that no one loves you."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"Krazy straw"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"This is very good, Mr. Carter!"

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

'Dad, are we rich?'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"