Emotional Wellness Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

Man claiming he's fine, until his death

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

"Now, now – just because no one wants to merge with you, doesn't mean that no one loves you."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Krazy straw"

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"This is very good, Mr. Carter!"

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

He's crying again. Should he see a therapist?

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

The lineup for mental health services around the building.