Emotional Wellness Advocate Pillows

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

"The whip doesn't hurt as much as how she talks to you."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Emotional Baggage: 'Ah, Hon, can you give me a couple minutes?'

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

"It's nothing personal, Leonard, I'm just really sick of you."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"You left your demons here last week."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

You are what you eat!

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

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'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Krazy straw"

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.