Mental Wellness Advocate Pillows

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

Freud at a crossroads: 'Psychoanalysis should relieve stress and anxiety...but so does looking at fish.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

You are what you eat!

"Maybe I'm depressed because I have to pay someone to listen to me"

"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."

'You have clearly been under enormous stress.'

"Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel better about what we're dong to him."

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

"You haven't moved all day."

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Psychofarm

Bob Found A Different Yardstick For Success And he Felt Swell

'The analyst is NOT there to fulfill your neurotic desires.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"If you have any mental-health issues you'd like to discuss, now would be a good time."

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

'I heart my problems.'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"Time for some me time!"

'They're all out of lifesavers. How about some paxil?'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

Identity Crisis

Prozac toothpaste

'Crack?!...No, I only deal anti-depressants.'

'I've got so many opportunities I don't know where to begin.' A motivational speaker finally gets help.

Counselling Officer Molly Coddle

'This promotion means we can upgrade from therapists to life coaches.'

Overthink

"Making a difference doesn't make a difference."

"I think we made real progress today."

"I have a lot of angst, but I haven't figured out how to package it."

"Request an extended leave to regroup myself, sir. I've been feeling a bit soft on Communism lately."