Mental Health Advocates Pillows

"Try thinking about something else."

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Memoir, Chapter 1. At times, I think I may have never fully gotten over the death of my parents..."

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

"It's Bring Your Personal Demons to Work Day."

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

"I don't think this is doing me any good."

'He just snapped.'

"He says I'm too clingy."

'And how old were you when your mother first called you a scaredy cat.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"I'm only in it for the money. Is that normal?"

Uncanny. Like the weather girl was speaking directly to him, and him alone.

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Life Sucks.

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

Dementia - the lighter side,

Positive mentality

"... Sorry. What was that about people not listening to you?"

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

"Good news, you don't have imposter syndrome - you really are a good boy."

Patient switches from stalking girls to doctor.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...

'You're right... I'm not a good listener. That's why my rates are so low.'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog.

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'