Mental Wellness Advocate Prints

Freud at a crossroads: 'Psychoanalysis should relieve stress and anxiety...but so does looking at fish.'

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

You are what you eat!

"Maybe I'm depressed because I have to pay someone to listen to me"

'You have clearly been under enormous stress.'

"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

"Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel better about what we're dong to him."

Bob Found A Different Yardstick For Success And he Felt Swell

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

Psychofarm

'The analyst is NOT there to fulfill your neurotic desires.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"You haven't moved all day."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'They're all out of lifesavers. How about some paxil?'

"If you have any mental-health issues you'd like to discuss, now would be a good time."

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

Counselling Officer Molly Coddle

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

Prozac toothpaste

'I heart my problems.'

'I've got so many opportunities I don't know where to begin.' A motivational speaker finally gets help.

'Crack?!...No, I only deal anti-depressants.'

'This promotion means we can upgrade from therapists to life coaches.'

"Time for some me time!"

Overthink

Identity Crisis

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

"My need is such I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell."

Then: Meditate to Lift the Pentagon/Now: Meditate to Lift a Clawing Sense of Futility.

The Incredible Shrinking Room