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"As you can see from your genetic printout, you only think you' re depressed..."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

'What you need, is a psychiatrist, who likes a good challenge.'

Don't be sad

"...No, no, I was listening. You were saying something about your father or your boss or something. Right?"

"He suffers from 'phone battery life anxiety'!"

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"He's the ideal patient -- not nutty enough to be dangerous, but just nutty enough to provide a steady income."

"Thi is my preferred choice as I'm on a detox."

"Well think of something that makes you happy."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

I'm a good listener, especially to the voices in my head...

"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."

'Sorry I'm late.'

Man steals a suicidal man's tree.

'Since I've started taking my Viagra with my Prozac, I've been having great sex, but I don't care.'

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

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"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Postwar is hell."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'