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"As you can see from your genetic printout, you only think you' re depressed..."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

'What you need, is a psychiatrist, who likes a good challenge.'

Don't be sad

"...No, no, I was listening. You were saying something about your father or your boss or something. Right?"

"He suffers from 'phone battery life anxiety'!"

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"He's the ideal patient -- not nutty enough to be dangerous, but just nutty enough to provide a steady income."

"Thi is my preferred choice as I'm on a detox."

"Well think of something that makes you happy."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

I'm a good listener, especially to the voices in my head...

"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."

'Sorry I'm late.'

Man steals a suicidal man's tree.

'Since I've started taking my Viagra with my Prozac, I've been having great sex, but I don't care.'

'It's a new antidepressant. The feather tickles your neck so that you laugh constantly and can't possibly feel sad.'

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

I think I'm almost cured, doctor! Let's not rush into anything, Al. That Lexus I have my eye on isn't going to pay for itself.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

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'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."