Emotional Advocate Pillows

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Love for the family

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'It's good to talk.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

No safe haven

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"