Emotional Support Expert Pillows

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Emotional Support Pest

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"We added it just for the millenials."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

'It's good to talk.'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'Todd... I just feel like you're never here for me!'