Emotional Well-being Enthusiast Pillows

"I've lost track. Are you unhappy because I said you were making me unhappy or is it the other way around?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Krazy straw"

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"This is very good, Mr. Carter!"

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."