Emotional Well-being Seeker Pillows

(I can't ever forgive my parents.) (I, on the other hand, am profoundly grateful to them.)

I've been trying to cut back on my salt intake. I'd also like to do that, but unfortunately, my main source of salt comes from tears streaming into my mouth.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"You left your demons here last week."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Dreams I have had...

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Krazy straw"

'Nobody understands me at reasonable fees.'

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Laughter Therapy.

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

He's crying again. Should he see a therapist?

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

"The good news is your responsible for your own happiness." "Ooof! That's a lot of pressure!"

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'