Emotional Resilience Seeker Pillows

'Well, here we are at last.'

'I guess you hear this kind of thing all the time?'

Victim support

Depression.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

I've been trying to cut back on my salt intake. I'd also like to do that, but unfortunately, my main source of salt comes from tears streaming into my mouth.

Anxiety

(I can't ever forgive my parents.) (I, on the other hand, am profoundly grateful to them.)

Mood Swing.

Hang in There!

"...and then the bitch left me...."

'He's the only one that wasn't let go due to the bad economy and now he has survivor guilt!'

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

'Would you tuck me in?'

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'Stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."

"And there's when I was 10, and they caught me shoplifting. Man, I didn't know you kept everything bottled up like that."

"When I said I wanted closure, this is not what I had in mind!"