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'Well, here we are at last.'

'I guess you hear this kind of thing all the time?'

Victim support

Depression.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

(I can't ever forgive my parents.) (I, on the other hand, am profoundly grateful to them.)

Mood Swing.

Hang in There!

"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."

'Would you tuck me in?'

"...and then the bitch left me...."

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'He's the only one that wasn't let go due to the bad economy and now he has survivor guilt!'

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

'Stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'

'I'm shaking a bit!'

"When I said I wanted closure, this is not what I had in mind!"

"And there's when I was 10, and they caught me shoplifting. Man, I didn't know you kept everything bottled up like that."

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"Son, it's important to remember that it's O.K. to be depressed."

"What I love about dogs is that they look after you."