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"What if?"

Mood Swing.

"I'm sorry I'm late, Mrs. Mead. We're going through another divorce."

"Son, it's important to remember that it's O.K. to be depressed."

Hopes: We're gonna need a bigger emotional toolbox!

'Do you have shame day service?'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

Very Needy. Please hug.

School: How stressed were you today.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Dreams I have had...

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Krazy straw"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Laughter Therapy.

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."