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Problem/Worry/Avoidance/Anxiety/I'm Fine.

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"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"Krazy straw"

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"I've got my tissues for crying, antidepressants and my anger management counselor. I'm now ready to watch the news."

Sad girl

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"You left your demons here last week."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Feel better, dear?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."