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"Despite increased consumer spending, personal happiness remained depressed."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Krazy straw"

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

Caption Contest TK

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

Lactose intolerance.

Odd Spas

Laughter Therapy.

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This sense of remorse... should I be concerned?"