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The Pursuit of Happiness

"Look, Joel, you're relatively young, have a relatively nice job and a relatively nice wife. There's no reason in the world why you shouldn't be relatively happy."

The secret of life, the secret of happiness and Golf tips.

"The way I see it, Wendy, you only go around once."

"Get a dog."

"Money can't buy happiness. Well, at least not yours."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

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"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Comedy and tragedy masks

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

The Death of the Blues

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."