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The Pursuit of Happiness

"Look, Joel, you're relatively young, have a relatively nice job and a relatively nice wife. There's no reason in the world why you shouldn't be relatively happy."

The secret of life, the secret of happiness and Golf tips.

"The way I see it, Wendy, you only go around once."

"Get a dog."

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

"Money can't buy happiness. Well, at least not yours."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."