Joy Explorer T-Shirts

You need to embrace joy, Al. Please tell me "Joy" is the name of your new receptionist!

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Bird Bath.

Pea

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Real Estate Personals

A dream of consequence

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

A workaholic's dream.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Discomfort zone.

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

Boy slides down handrail.

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

Little Mountaineers

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'