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"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Bird Bath.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Woah - random!"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'How am I doing?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Tunnel of Dove.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.