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"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'I was living life in the fast lane, and I flipped over trying to turn into a rest stop.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Kardiff.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Safari.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

The Chicken of the North

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Tunnel of Dove.

'Well? How was the flight?'